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What? You say you don’t want to show off pasty white man-thigh? Well, wear the Philadelphia Eagles Deathmatch In The Desert Super Bowl LVII Shirt Additionally,I will love this shorter shorts instead of the longer ones, and enjoy some time in the sun, and those thighs won’t be pasty white any more, they’ll be tan because you’re wearing thigh-exposing shorts all the time instead of baggy leg-tents. And no, young grasshopper, wearing shorter shorts neither causes you to be gay, nor indicates that you are gay. I’m attracted exclusively to women (meaning I’m straight), whether I’m wearing long pants, shorts an inch or two above the knee, or the shorter styles of shorts. So grow a pair and try the shorter styles of shorts out. You might find that you actually like the way they feel, and that you like the way you look while wearing them.
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